Saturday, December 20, 2008

Behold the Woman



"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give
her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give
you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you
give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and
enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to
receive a ton of shit.

19 comments:

Young Momma said...

LOL!!! That was perfect!!!!

Aubrey said...

LOL
Isn't that the truth! Too funny!

Julie said...

that was so funny, loved it!!!

Kaye said...

You know it!

Tori said...

: )

Tori said...

: )

Betty said...

hahaha. You said it girl!! I love this and will be reading it to my husband!
Just in case he hasn´t bought me a gift yet....

Mrs de Miranda said...

thats too funny and so true! and I love that picture though!

April said...

I so needed that this morning...good one!

Becky said...

I am laughing!!! ready to go show this to my husband right now:)!

Buzzings of a Queen Bee! said...

That is awesome! And so true! I laughed out loud on this!
Carrie

heathersister said...

Yes girl, we rock. When will they figure it out?!

Rhea said...

hahah I love it! And that graphic is just beautiful. What a dress!

Your Man said...

oh hell no you didnt...

Tori said...

haha
@ dad's comment.

david mcmahon said...

Aye, words of wisdom. Here endeth the lesson!

(I came here from Rhea's blog)

Beths Blog said...

i love this and its TRUE!!!! i want the recipe for the pumpkin bars!

lessofme2love1976 said...

Amen - sister! Preach it!

I'm tagging you to post 7 weird/random facts about yourself in the next whenever... see my blog for the rules.

Fox

Heather said...

What, John didn't appreciate this?

Huh. The truth hurts, doesn't it?

I love it!