Saturday, December 20, 2008

Behold the Woman



"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give
her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give
you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you
give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and
enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to
receive a ton of shit.

19 comments:

Young Momma said...

LOL!!! That was perfect!!!!

Aubrey said...

LOL
Isn't that the truth! Too funny!

Julie said...

that was so funny, loved it!!!

Kaye said...

You know it!

fawn & fern said...

: )

fawn & fern said...

: )

Betty said...

hahaha. You said it girl!! I love this and will be reading it to my husband!
Just in case he hasn´t bought me a gift yet....

Anonymous said...

thats too funny and so true! and I love that picture though!

April said...

I so needed that this morning...good one!

Becky said...

I am laughing!!! ready to go show this to my husband right now:)!

Buzzings of a Queen Bee! said...

That is awesome! And so true! I laughed out loud on this!
Carrie

Michelle said...

Yes girl, we rock. When will they figure it out?!

Rhea said...

hahah I love it! And that graphic is just beautiful. What a dress!

Anonymous said...

oh hell no you didnt...

fawn & fern said...

haha
@ dad's comment.

david mcmahon said...

Aye, words of wisdom. Here endeth the lesson!

(I came here from Rhea's blog)

Beths Blog said...

i love this and its TRUE!!!! i want the recipe for the pumpkin bars!

Copper's Fox said...

Amen - sister! Preach it!

I'm tagging you to post 7 weird/random facts about yourself in the next whenever... see my blog for the rules.

Fox

Heather said...

What, John didn't appreciate this?

Huh. The truth hurts, doesn't it?

I love it!