Friday, January 23, 2009

Digging for gold

So I'm driving home yesterday after work. I'm kinda in a daze...debriefing from the long day I just had. I pull off the freeway and stop at the red light. I immediately feel as if someone is watching me. I look to my left with my peripheral vision....I see a truck and some movement in the cab. I think Oh, it's probably my brother.

I turn to look and see 4 men crammed together in the tiny cab. They are blowing kisses.....sticking out their tongues......saying crap like, hey baby.....whats up....and other crap I couldn't figure out. I look away wishing the light to turn green fast!

The one closest to the window rolls it down and says...can I get your phone number? I hold up my left hand to my face to show that I am married!

The freaking light is still red!

They keep blowing kisses and say yeah, you know you want some of this. I hate to think of where his hand was when he said that!

I'm starting to get really pissed at this point. Do these guys really think women want to hear this crap?! That we enjoy hearing and seeing men treat us like we are a piece of meat?! That we love being disrespected?!

I thought about flipping the bird.....cussing them out.....but, realized I would be stooping to their level if i did that.

So this is what I did........

As I looked straight ahead at the light I put my index finger up my nose.....I shoved it up there and went digging for gold...pulling a little....twirling it around...with the finger still up my nose I turned to my left and smiled as I took the finger out and looked at it.

The look on their faces was HILARIOUS!!!

The light turned green and when I was out of their view I laughed so hard!!! I wonder what they were saying as they drove off!! hahahaha

15 comments:

April said...

Oh, my goodness, Betty...YOU DIDN'T!!! That is the funniest thing I've read in a LONG time! I would have paid money to see their faces! PRICELESS! Good for you for teaching those guys a lesson that when we say we're taken and to bug off...WE MEAN IT!!! :)

Jamie said...

Oh my goodness! That's definately one of the more interesting ways I've heard of getting rid of unwanted attention! Have a great weekend!

American in Norway said...

I LOVE this! I am soo going to have to use this! Brillant!

heathersister said...

LMAO.

Seriouly, you are my hero. That is the best. You should have held your finger up and said "Come on, ya know ya want some of this". lol

momto1 said...

Great idea!! I'll have to remember that for the next time something like this happens to me....

Too funny!

Lynette said...

I have soooo often wanted to do that - but haven't had the nerve!! Like heathersister said, You're my hero!! Keep them "fellows" straight girl!

Tori said...

haha, yep, that's my mom!

Betty said...

hahaha, ROTFL you are hilarious! The things you come up with. I would have NEVER thought to do that. Good for you. You had the last laugh!!

Becky said...

Ewww...Betty! I didn't know you had it in you! I think I would be too embarrassed to do that:)

(Did ya find any gold??)

Mercedes said...

Sweet! What a creative idea. I love it. I am soooo stealling that idea.

MarciaBrady said...

OMG...Betty you are too funny!! That is hilarious. So, I'm reading your blog and disgusted by these men, but what you did was GREAT! I can only imagine what they were saying!

You always have a great way of handling things!

YOU GO GIRL!!

Jenny and the Princess Peonies said...

ROTFL

That is the best!! I will have to remember that!!

Aubrey said...

NO BETTY! I can't believe it. That is seriously one of the funniest things I have ever heard!

WheresMyAngels said...

Okay, that is the funniest thing you could have done! OMgosh, I wish there was video of that! You should of stuck it in your mouth!! lol

NJDecorator said...

That is way too funny....good for you!