So I'm driving home yesterday after work. I'm kinda in a daze...debriefing from the long day I just had. I pull off the freeway and stop at the red light. I immediately feel as if someone is watching me. I look to my left with my peripheral vision....I see a truck and some movement in the cab. I think Oh, it's probably my brother.
I turn to look and see 4 men crammed together in the tiny cab. They are blowing kisses.....sticking out their tongues......saying crap like, hey baby.....whats up....and other crap I couldn't figure out. I look away wishing the light to turn green fast!
The one closest to the window rolls it down and says...can I get your phone number? I hold up my left hand to my face to show that I am married!
The freaking light is still red!
They keep blowing kisses and say yeah, you know you want some of this. I hate to think of where his hand was when he said that!
I'm starting to get really pissed at this point. Do these guys really think women want to hear this crap?! That we enjoy hearing and seeing men treat us like we are a piece of meat?! That we love being disrespected?!
I thought about flipping the bird.....cussing them out.....but, realized I would be stooping to their level if i did that.
So this is what I did........
As I looked straight ahead at the light I put my index finger up my nose.....I shoved it up there and went digging for gold...pulling a little....twirling it around...with the finger still up my nose I turned to my left and smiled as I took the finger out and looked at it.
The look on their faces was HILARIOUS!!!
The light turned green and when I was out of their view I laughed so hard!!! I wonder what they were saying as they drove off!! hahahaha