Tuesday, August 26, 2008

women over 40 or getting close


In case you missed it on 60 minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks of women over 40.


As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.



Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming mat ch with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.



Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.



Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her!



Yes! We praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, h ot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress, Ladies, I apologize.



For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?' here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!

10 comments:

Heather said...

I am only 34, and I love this! The older I get, the more comfortable I am in my own skin; I just wish that skin were less wrinkly and saggy :)

Meg said...

I am nowhere near 40 but that was really good! I'm going to copy that for my mom!

Buzzings of a Queen Bee! said...

Love this! Something to look forward to...and a funny guy who gets it! Thanks for posting!
-Carrie

justjuli said...

OMG - I love this! Of course, I am not near 40 yet. But there is something to be said about knowing who you are and being okay with that.

I echo Heather's sentiments: I am far more comfortable in my skin than I was in my younger years.

Indiana Angel said...

40 yo who found you through BATW :) Andy Rooney is a smart guy!

Aubrey said...

I hope as I get closer to 40, I will feel that way. Right now, at 34, I'm freaking out about aging!!! LOL

Beths Blog said...

hey betty, i voted for your casserold. i tried adding that link to my blog but i can't figure it out. how do you add all of those links? beth aka computer stupid!

Ashley said...

I love Andy Rooney!!! What a hoot he is!

Nonna said...

Thanks for dropping by my blog!! I have no idea what I will buy with my gift card, but I cant wait to go shopping with it!!

I love your post about women over 40!!Andy Rooney knows us women!!

Susie said...

I love that!! I am not over 40 yet but approaching faster and faster...Yikes!!

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